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Mudge
2014-10-01 19:14:01 UTC
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But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
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MartinS
2014-10-02 04:46:27 UTC
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Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
You can have a borrow of my Swiffer.
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carol
2014-10-11 21:06:19 UTC
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Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
You can have a borrow of my Swiffer.
What's a Swiffer ?
Mudge
2014-10-11 21:24:21 UTC
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Post by MartinS
Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
You can have a borrow of my Swiffer.
What's a Swiffer ?
A duster fingy !
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Fix the biosphere - eliminate people
MartinS
2014-10-12 04:28:30 UTC
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Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
You can have a borrow of my Swiffer.
What's a Swiffer ?
www.swiffer.com

Disposable houshold cleaning products.
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Martin S
Nemo
2015-07-18 10:32:55 UTC
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Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
You can have a borrow of my Swiffer.
What's a Swiffer ?
www.swiffer.com
Disposable houshold cleaning products.
A modelling studio would only use posable houshold cleaning products.
Nemo
2014-10-04 18:10:56 UTC
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Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
We had a French teacher at Acland Buggery School called Cobby. The only
time he spun was to turn round suddenly and throw his blackboard rubber
at people. Deadly!

There. Another post - dust in time.
carol
2014-10-11 21:05:45 UTC
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Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this year
due to the good long summer.
MartinS
2014-10-12 04:26:22 UTC
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Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this
year due to the good long summer.
What about those poisonous Europen caterpillars?

Down by Lake Ontario today there were lots of Monarch butterfles, preparing
to start their journey to Mexico. Their numbers have been way down in
recent years due to storms and frosts, but they seem to be rebounding.
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carol
2014-10-12 20:14:44 UTC
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Post by carol
Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this
year due to the good long summer.
What about those poisonous Europen caterpillars?
Down by Lake Ontario today there were lots of Monarch butterfles, preparing
to start their journey to Mexico. Their numbers have been way down in
recent years due to storms and frosts, but they seem to be rebounding.
As long as they keep flying to Mexico I don't have a problem
Nemo
2015-07-18 10:37:24 UTC
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Post by carol
Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this
year due to the good long summer.
What about those poisonous Europen caterpillars?
Down by Lake Ontario today there were lots of Monarch butterfles, preparing
to start their journey to Mexico. Their numbers have been way down in
recent years due to storms and frosts, but they seem to be rebounding.
Rubber Monarch butterflies?? The bind moggles!!

Miaaoouuuwwwwww!
Mick Fanner
2014-10-12 08:20:24 UTC
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Post by carol
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this
year due to the good long summer.
Deadlier? In the UK? ;-)
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carol
2014-10-12 20:14:44 UTC
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Post by carol
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this
year due to the good long summer.
Deadlier? In the UK? ;-)
They are. Biting people in there beds
Mick Fanner
2014-10-12 22:29:16 UTC
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Post by carol
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this
year due to the good long summer.
Deadlier? In the UK? ;-)
They are. Biting people in there beds
Well hell, if that don't beat all. ;-)

I heard tell of a plague of False Widow spiders that have been causing
havoc amongst the general population.

One chap swore he'd been bitten by a spider in his sleep and had to have
a finger amputated, and a woman had a huge lump the size of an orange as
a result of a spider bite.

Neither of these folks had a dead spider to show the experts, and one
such expert said that he'd never seen these symptoms caused by a False
Widow. Try this if you're real skeered ;-)

http://www.nhm.ac.uk/nature-online/life/insects-spiders/false-widow/false-
widow-worried/index.html
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Mick.
carol
2014-10-13 14:25:29 UTC
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Post by carol
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Post by carol
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this
year due to the good long summer.
Deadlier? In the UK? ;-)
They are. Biting people in there beds
Well hell, if that don't beat all. ;-)
I heard tell of a plague of False Widow spiders that have been causing
havoc amongst the general population.
One chap swore he'd been bitten by a spider in his sleep and had to have
a finger amputated, and a woman had a huge lump the size of an orange as
a result of a spider bite.
Neither of these folks had a dead spider to show the experts, and one
such expert said that he'd never seen these symptoms caused by a False
Widow. Try this if you're real skeered ;-)
http://www.nhm.ac.uk/nature-online/life/insects-spiders/false-widow/false-
widow-worried/index.html
404 but never mind if they bite or not. They could walk in singing and
dancing waving Pom Poms they will still go up the Hoover.
Mick Fanner
2014-10-13 21:46:59 UTC
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Post by carol
They could walk in singing and
dancing waving Pom Poms they will still go up the Hoover.
I can't say that spiders scare me. I'd be no good as a window cleaner if
they did. Far too many of them right now, particularly, for me to avoid.
But they do give me the creeps. No idea why. Let's face it, I'm a lot
bigger than any of them and can render one completely dead with little
more than a tap.

Incidentally, did you know that soapy water kills them. Whether it's any
soap, or just the detergent that I use in me window cleaning water (Fairy
Liquid, if you must know), I don't know, but they certainly don't like it
up 'em. Looks a most unpleasant way of dying too. I tend to put them out
of their misery.

Anyway, yes, what is there to be afraid of? ;-)
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Mick.
carol
2014-10-14 08:50:44 UTC
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Post by carol
They could walk in singing and
dancing waving Pom Poms they will still go up the Hoover.
I can't say that spiders scare me. I'd be no good as a window cleaner if
they did. Far too many of them right now, particularly, for me to avoid.
But they do give me the creeps. No idea why. Let's face it, I'm a lot
bigger than any of them and can render one completely dead with little
more than a tap.
Incidentally, did you know that soapy water kills them. Whether it's any
soap, or just the detergent that I use in me window cleaning water (Fairy
Liquid, if you must know), I don't know, but they certainly don't like it
up 'em. Looks a most unpleasant way of dying too. I tend to put them out
of their misery.
Anyway, yes, what is there to be afraid of? ;-)
A house stays free of a spider with mild green fairy liquid, as the tune
goes :-)
Mick Fanner
2014-10-14 09:46:38 UTC
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A house stays free of a spider with mild green fairy liquid, as the tune
goes
Sounds like a Eurovision Song Contest winner if I ever heard one. ;-)
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Mick.
Nemo
2015-07-18 17:02:09 UTC
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Post by carol
A house stays free of a spider with mild green fairy liquid, as the tune
goes
Sounds like a Eurovision Song Contest winner if I ever heard one. ;-)
Best one except they were robbed by politics and came in second: Ofra
Haza with Hi! (Alive)



It's amazing what oil can do!

The song starts at 1min 50. Apologies for Terry Wogan. YUK!

The Yugoslavian entry that came 1st was good though: 'Yulia!'

These days, it sounds more like the Eurovision Rock Contest!

Nemo
2014-10-17 22:45:56 UTC
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Post by carol
They could walk in singing and
dancing waving Pom Poms they will still go up the Hoover.
I can't say that spiders scare me. I'd be no good as a window cleaner if
they did. Far too many of them right now, particularly, for me to avoid.
But they do give me the creeps. No idea why. Let's face it, I'm a lot
bigger than any of them and can render one completely dead with little
more than a tap.
Incidentally, did you know that soapy water kills them. Whether it's any
soap, or just the detergent that I use in me window cleaning water (Fairy
Liquid, if you must know), I don't know, but they certainly don't like it
up 'em. Looks a most unpleasant way of dying too. I tend to put them out
of their misery.
Anyway, yes, what is there to be afraid of? ;-)
A house stays free of a spider with mild green fairy liquid, as the tune
goes :-)
Iyyy thought that jingle had more to do with the Law of the Land
actually. A bare-chested judge called Justice Trousers told me that.

"Now hands that judicious can feel soft as your face - with mild green
fairy liquid."

It's not mild at all really - that's why it does a good job - but gloves
should always be worn BTW.

Nemo

Yup. I'm still alive - at 67! - and still complaining! ;o)
Mick Fanner
2014-10-13 21:49:03 UTC
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Post by carol
404 but never mind if they bite or not.
Try this.....

http://digbig.com/5bkjjr
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Mick.
Nemo
2014-11-17 07:46:12 UTC
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Post by carol
404 but never mind if they bite or not.
Try this.....
http://digbig.com/5bkjjr
Excellent photograph. And Natural History Museum eh? I'd forgotten all
about them. I stopped going there when they started charging. A dinosaur
going at full gallop was a devil of a job to get out of the way of!!

Nemo.

(Still alive!)
Nemo
2015-07-18 10:35:45 UTC
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Post by carol
Post by Mudge
But dust and cobbywebbs - sighhhh
Well get them down right now, the spiders are bigger and deadlier this year
due to the good long summer.
We had a French and English teacher at Acland Buggery School called
Cobby. Swine ee was! There's an idea! A new www for violent sadistic
teachers. Could be called the Cobbywebb!
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