! - PSsssssssss - Her again! - Nope, sorry. 'It' again!

Still trying to justify your way of life...

No need - because . . .
Nemo. (Still alive!)

Your just fighting to stay that way?

It's "you're"! - and no. I wouldn't call taking a few tablets fighting.
They work and that's that, which is more than I have to do these days.
:oPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

No body light a match .....

That was on oral raspberry, not a full-blown raspberry tart!

But it still stink, from tart to finish.

What's wrong? Three fairly good ones in one week! Urin proving.
Was it a grey tart - or a piece of grey tart? And if so, witch gallery
did they hang it in - Deaddee Thuggee Thatcher's favourite, The Hate
Modern? - and was she hung in there as well?

Are you trying to flan the flames?

Are they cremating her then?? I wooden toff thought so. The air
pollution and terrible sulphurous smell would kill most of London! They
should put her on a powerful catafalque and shoot her out into space!!

No. No. I take that back. All the other planets would shoot off to other
galaxies somewhere to avoid such a vile cargo and that would cause
gravitational effects that could destroy the Earth!

Good news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22145306

And they're putting the fucking cow on a par with Churchill now by
having the Queen attend! That really is disgusting!

Churchill (with help from the yEncs of course - credit where it's due)
ended a war where Hitler was bombing our industry to bits, and then she
came along and closed the rest by having police behaving like Nazi thugs
beating up workers - men women *and children* - and by bankrupting the
whole bloody country. Am I the only one who remembers this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-22125280

That's what happens when a PM is also a Templar!

And it's just been confirmed on the News that one of the corrupt
businessmen who went to gaol after the Guinness Scandal years ago has
been invited to the fucking cow's funeral!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_share-trading_fraud

After that, I still wouldn't condone the funeral being disrupted, but I
wouldn't be too upset if it were either!

It'll get worse before Wednesday - you watch!

And, miracle of miracles - there's actually a discussion on LBC at the
moment that *isn't* about Deadee Thuggee Thatcher at last! HOORAYYYY!

Nope. I was wrong. The stupid git is accepting calls about her again.

Other groups:
These are my views now after all the selective memory and gross
hypocrisy that her death has provoked.

The disgust I feel at the huge steaming fly-covered stinking pile of
hubris that has appeared since her death based on everything from
selective memory to downright lies, probably combined with 'D' Notices
being issued banning mantion of her more savage policies is beyond
belief - so do what yer like.

[Whining tone . .] "Heeeeee attacked myyyy politics!!!!!!" Sod it.
That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!

Bill Taylor

2013-04-15 06:20:54 UTC

I tend to agree with most of your anti-Snatcher remarks, but...

Post by Nemo
Deadee Thuggee Thatcher

I don't get this. Is it a pun of some sort?

Post by Nemo
These are my views now after all the selective memory and gross
hypocrisy that her death has provoked.

Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

-- El presidente Fred!

R C Nesbit

2013-04-15 11:31:53 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

Do you not remember that at the time she was heading for
electoral defeat, having tripled unemployment in her first
term, then totally ignored intelligence about the Argies -
she could have just sent in a gunboat and a few troops to
deter them, but and invasion and subsequent events were a
risk she (and the people who died) took to save her
political neck!

--
Rab C Nesbit
I'm an idiot, you know!
Then why are you leaving England?
Too much competition!

Nemo

2013-04-15 22:43:05 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

What actually sparked the Falklands war was her removing a gunboat from
an island close to the Falklands which also belonged to the UK but was
under dispute, and everybody and his dog over here except the Tory press
of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
Falklands. It did.

A deadly stunt deliberately provoked just to obtain votes. Bill gives
her precisely the admiration which she contrived and engineered.

Anyone remember the horrific film clip of one of our soldiers being
helped off the battlefield by comrades with one of his lower legs blown
off and with the tendons flapping about like ribbons?? Her doing?

Nemo (Still alive!)

Bill Taylor

2013-04-16 04:56:59 UTC

Post by Nemo
of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
Falklands. It did.

They said the same about the first Iraq war and Bush.
No doubt the Romans said it about the Carthaginians,
and vice versa.

Signals, opportunities, whatnots are virtually irrelevant when
it comes to assigning culpability. He who fires the first shot
is almost automatically in the wrong.

-- Bill of the high ground

** "If you don't accede to our demands, we will shoot
** the hostages and it will be YOUR responsibility!"

Nemo

2013-04-16 20:18:17 UTC

Post by Nemo
of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
Falklands. It did.

They said the same about the first Iraq war and Bush.
No doubt the Romans said it about the Carthaginians,
and vice versa.
Signals, opportunities, whatnots are virtually irrelevant when
it comes to assigning culpability. He who fires the first shot
is almost automatically in the wrong.
-- Bill of the high ground
** "If you don't accede to our demands, we will shoot
** the hostages and it will be YOUR responsibility!"

If something is wrong and disreputable, it remains wrong and
disreputable however many times it's been done before.

Bill Taylor

2013-04-18 06:17:50 UTC

Post by Nemo
of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
Falklands. It did.

They said the same about the first Iraq war and Bush.
No doubt the Romans said it about the Carthaginians,
and vice versa.
Signals, opportunities, whatnots are virtually irrelevant when
it comes to assigning culpability. He who fires the first shot
is almost automatically in the wrong.
-- Bill of the high ground
** "If you don't accede to our demands, we will shoot
** the hostages and it will be YOUR responsibility!"

If something is wrong and disreputable, it remains wrong and
disreputable however many times it's been done before.

Quite.
Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,

Nemo

2013-04-19 22:43:09 UTC

Post by Nemo
of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
Falklands. It did.

They said the same about the first Iraq war and Bush.
No doubt the Romans said it about the Carthaginians,
and vice versa.
Signals, opportunities, whatnots are virtually irrelevant when
it comes to assigning culpability. He who fires the first shot
is almost automatically in the wrong.
-- Bill of the high ground
** "If you don't accede to our demands, we will shoot
** the hostages and it will be YOUR responsibility!"

If something is wrong and disreputable, it remains wrong and
disreputable however many times it's been done before.

Quite.
Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,

There's a slightly different version which could be called 'Bully's
Logic' which goes,

Look! Shutcher face!!! Doan make me avvter it yer! I'll urrcher an it'll
be your fault!!

And why do all the little criminules and suspects in the fly-on-the-wall
police documentaries: 'Road Wars', 'Police Camera Action' and suchlike,
always say, "Geddat cam'rata marr faahysss!" - the 't' in 'cam'rata'
being a glottal stop - or is that a clottal stop?

And the remarkable thing is: they all say it using exactly the same
phonetics and in exactly the same tone of voice!!

And BTW. I had a blood test on Wednesday and somehow, in conversation,
the Flea-bottom-mist happened to warn direly that Maggie might well be
looking down on us from above. I replied, "Right person - wrong direction!"

Raised a bit of a laugh.

MartinS

2013-04-20 04:40:05 UTC

Post by Nemo
of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after
the Falklands. It did.

They said the same about the first Iraq war and Bush.
No doubt the Romans said it about the Carthaginians, and vice
versa.
Signals, opportunities, whatnots are virtually irrelevant when
it comes to assigning culpability. He who fires the first shot is
almost automatically in the wrong.
-- Bill of the high ground
** "If you don't accede to our demands, we will shoot ** the
hostages and it will be YOUR responsibility!"

If something is wrong and disreputable, it remains wrong and
disreputable however many times it's been done before.

Quite.
Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,

Even if they're from Oop North?

--
Martin S

Bill Taylor

2013-04-20 10:43:27 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,

Look! Shutcher face!!! Doan make me avvter it yer! I'll urrcher an it'll
be your fault!!

The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
wrong.

Post by Nemo
And BTW. I had a blood test on Wednesday and somehow, in conversation,
the Flea-bottom-mist happened to warn direly that Maggie might well be
looking down on us from above. I replied, "Right person - wrong direction!"

Mein Gott! So she was a secret upskirt videoist AS WELL!

-- Billnok, 5th mounted molesters.

Nemo

2013-04-21 15:48:37 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,

Look! Shutcher face!!! Doan make me avvter it yer! I'll urrcher an it'll
be your fault!!

The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
wrong.

Mein Gott! So she was a secret upskirt videoist AS WELL!
-- Billnok, 5th mounted molesters.

Nothing would surprise me.

<tome>
Her supporters rely on decent people's bad memory to remain supporters of:

The upskirt videoist giving the OK for the police and particularly the
SPG to declare war on New Age Travellers, to the extent of smashing up
their mobile homes around them while mothers had to shelter their babies
from the flying glass with their bodies, then arresting them for having
ordinary tools with them claiming they were offensive weapons. (7
successful law suits against the police resulted from that incident but
were kept quiet by the media for several *years.*)

During the print dispute, Rupert Merderock's TNT trucks were allowed to
travel through picket lines without number plates on the Upskirt
Videoist's say-so which is totally illegal, making them uninsured at the
time meaning that the trucks would be unidentifiable if there were an
accident and anyone injured would be unable to obtain compensation.

Even my ultra-Tory boss at the time was disgusted with the upskirt
videoist for that.

Also, she swore blind over and over again that New Technology in the
printing industry would not lead to job losses. And of course, she also
swore blind during the miners' strike there was no intention at all of
closing the coal mines didn't she, as did the aMerkin bully-boy she got
in to do the job!

So much for some pratt on here calling Scargill a clown! Scargill was
dead right all along!

Also, many of the police on miners' picket lines beating up pickets and
their wives *and children* were actually soldiers in police uniforms!
Proof?? One of a pair of identical twins who was a cop discovered this
when he spotted his brother, a soldier, on a picket like dressed as a cop.

Just before the cabinet forced her out of office she also announced she
wanted to repeal the Health and Safety at Work Act. It 'Bound teh hands
of employers!' she said. - One of her favourite slogans.

This was mentioned just once of Channel 4 before they were told to shut
the **** up about it!

The majority of decent companies who were prepared to spend money on
taking care of their employees' safety were totally opposed to the Act's
repeal because it would let the spiv and cowboy firms back in who spent
no money on safety and disregarded the odd few deaths and injuries at
work, who used to undercut the decent firms rotten.

And in spite of it having been traditional for donkeys' years for job
seekers to move down to seaside resorts etc. to look for seasonal work,
the Upskirt Videoist had her press lackeys allege that they were having
nice long holidays down there and (another single mention on Channel 4
then they were told to shut up about it!) brought in a law forcing
anyone between 18 and 25 who was not living with their parents to move
home every two months.

It was damned near impossible for unemployed youngsters to find anywhere
to live *at all* in those days, and finding somewhere new every two
months was a complete impossibility. This lead to a huge increase in the
epidemic of people sleeping in cardboard boxes in shop doorways and also
lead to large numbers of suicides - again, largely kept quiet.

The list is endless - and horrific.

On a lighter note - a magnesium E-flat, and for the sake of a.h.puns . .
. .

More recently, there was a move to compel some of London's long-term
unemployed to go down to Kent (the UK one) to assist with the fruit
harvests, which (wait for it . . ) would have meant them changing over
from fruitless jobseeking to jobless fruitseeking!

Bill Taylor

2013-04-23 13:58:03 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
wrong.

The upskirt videoist giving the OK for the police and particularly the
SPG to declare war on New Age Travellers, to the extent of smashing up
...
Also, she swore blind over and over again that New Technology
...
This was mentioned just once of Channel 4 before they were told to shut
the **** up about it!
...
anyone between 18 and 25 who was not living with their parents to move
home every two months.
...
The list is endless - and horrific.

Oh wait... here's the end of it!

Anyway, I believe I mentioned earlier that her home policies
were fairly frightful, BUT....

The fact remains that that tinpot Argie general needed
a thump on the nose, and she had the balls to give him one.

Three cheers for that at least!

And I note the tinpot general was fairly soon afterwards deposed
by his own country. As we saw earlier in Greece, the best way
to get rid of a military dictator is to get him to do something
military, and lose.

My heart waits longingly for Kim Il Sung the third to
accidentally blunder into a conflict there!

I'm not sanguine though...

-- Billnok, 9th household arquebusiers (retired).

Nemo

2013-04-23 23:56:44 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
wrong.

Nothing would surprise me.

<tome>
Her supporters rely on decent people's bad memory to remain supporters of:

The upskirt videoist giving the OK for the police and particularly the
SPG to declare war on New Age Travellers, to the extent of smashing up
their mobile homes around them while mothers had to shelter their babies
from the flying glass with their bodies, then arresting them for having
ordinary tools with them claiming they were offensive weapons. (7
successful law suits against the police resulted from that incident but
were kept quiet by the media for several *years.*)

During the print dispute, Rupert Merderock's TNT trucks were allowed to
travel through picket lines without number plates on the Upskirt
Videoist's say-so which is totally illegal, making them uninsured at the
time meaning that the trucks would be unidentifiable if there were an
accident and anyone injured would be unable to obtain compensation.

Even my ultra-Tory boss at the time was disgusted with the upskirt
videoist for that.

Also, she swore blind over and over again that New Technology in the
printing industry would not lead to job losses. And of course, she also
swore blind during the miners' strike there was no intention at all of
closing the coal mines didn't she, as did the aMerkin bully-boy she got
in to do the job!

So much for some pratt on here calling Scargill a clown! Scargill was
dead right all along!

Also, many of the police on miners' picket lines beating up pickets and
their wives *and children* were actually soldiers in police uniforms!
Proof?? One of a pair of identical twins who was a cop discovered this
when he spotted his brother, a soldier, on a picket like dressed as a cop.

Just before the cabinet forced her out of office she also announced she
wanted to repeal the Health and Safety at Work Act. It 'Bound teh hands
of employers!' she said. - One of her favourite slogans.

This was mentioned just once of Channel 4 before they were told to shut
the **** up about it!

The majority of decent companies who were prepared to spend money on
taking care of their employees' safety were totally opposed to the Act's
repeal because it would let the spiv and cowboy firms back in who spent
no money on safety and disregarded the odd few deaths and injuries at
work, who used to undercut the decent firms rotten.

And in spite of it having been traditional for donkeys' years for job
seekers to move down to seaside resorts etc. to look for seasonal work,
the Upskirt Videoist had her press lackeys allege that they were having
nice long holidays down there and (another single mention on Channel 4
then they were told to shut up about it!) brought in a law forcing
anyone between 18 and 25 who was not living with their parents to move
home every two months.

It was damned near impossible for unemployed youngsters to find anywhere
to live *at all* in those days, and finding somewhere new every two
months was a complete impossibility. This lead to a huge increase in the
epidemic of people sleeping in cardboard boxes in shop doorways and also
lead to large numbers of suicides - again, largely kept quiet.

The list is endless - and horrific.

On a lighter note - a magnesium E-flat, and for the sake of a.h.puns . . . .

More recently, there was a move to compel some of London's long-term
unemployed to go down to Kent (the UK one) to assist with the fruit
harvests, which (wait for it . . ) would have meant them changing over
from fruitless jobseeking to jobless fruitseeking!

Thanks for leaving that space . .

Post by Nemo
The upskirt videoist giving the OK for the police and particularly the
SPG to declare war on New Age Travellers, to the extent of smashing up
...
Also, she swore blind over and over again that New Technology
...
This was mentioned just once of Channel 4 before they were told to shut
the **** up about it!
...
anyone between 18 and 25 who was not living with their parents to move
home every two months.
...
The list is endless - and horrific.

Oh wait... here's the end of it!
Anyway, I believe I mentioned earlier that her home policies
were fairly frightful, BUT....
The fact remains that that tinpot Argie general needed
a thump on the nose, and she had the balls to give him one.
Three cheers for that at least!
And I note the tinpot general was fairly soon afterwards deposed
by his own country. As we saw earlier in Greece, the best way
to get rid of a military dictator is to get him to do something
military, and lose.
My heart waits longingly for Kim Il Sung the third to
accidentally blunder into a conflict there!
I'm not sanguine though...
-- Billnok, 9th household arquebusiers (retired).

Pretty thin arguments . . .

And BTW. You need a new keyboatd!

GordonD

2013-04-16 11:52:21 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

What actually sparked the Falklands war was her removing a gunboat from an
island close to the Falklands which also belonged to the UK but was under
dispute, and everybody and his dog over here except the Tory press of
course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
Falklands. It did.
A deadly stunt deliberately provoked just to obtain votes. Bill gives her
precisely the admiration which she contrived and engineered.
Anyone remember the horrific film clip of one of our soldiers being helped
off the battlefield by comrades with one of his lower legs blown off and
with the tendons flapping about like ribbons?? Her doing?

Remember the victory parade, where they wanted to keep the maimed servicemen
hidden at the back because their injuries would remind the public that war
wasn't all glamour and glory?

--
Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."

Nemo

2013-04-16 20:21:45 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

What actually sparked the Falklands war was her removing a gunboat
from an island close to the Falklands which also belonged to the UK
but was under dispute, and everybody and his dog over here except the
Tory press of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals
to the Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after
the Falklands. It did.
A deadly stunt deliberately provoked just to obtain votes. Bill gives
her precisely the admiration which she contrived and engineered.
Anyone remember the horrific film clip of one of our soldiers being
helped off the battlefield by comrades with one of his lower legs
blown off and with the tendons flapping about like ribbons?? Her doing?

Remember the victory parade, where they wanted to keep the maimed
servicemen hidden at the back because their injuries would remind the
public that war wasn't all glamour and glory?

Thanks for reminding me. Disgusting.

And what about that chap who was badly burned. I think he got it in a
later conflict, I'm not sure. He kept getting thrown out of restaurants
in case he upset the customers!

Stanley Daniel de Liver

2013-04-17 09:02:45 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

What actually sparked the Falklands war was her removing a gunboat
from an island close to the Falklands which also belonged to the UK
but was under dispute, and everybody and his dog over here except the
Tory press of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals
to the Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after
the Falklands. It did.
A deadly stunt deliberately provoked just to obtain votes. Bill gives
her precisely the admiration which she contrived and engineered.
Anyone remember the horrific film clip of one of our soldiers being
helped off the battlefield by comrades with one of his lower legs
blown off and with the tendons flapping about like ribbons?? Her doing?

Remember the victory parade, where they wanted to keep the maimed
servicemen hidden at the back because their injuries would remind the
public that war wasn't all glamour and glory?

Thanks for reminding me. Disgusting.
And what about that chap who was badly burned. I think he got it in a
later conflict, I'm not sure. He kept getting thrown out of restaurants
in case he upset the customers!

Simon Weston? He found fame.

--
It's a money /life balance.

Bill Taylor

2013-04-16 04:51:21 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

Do you not remember that at the time she was heading for
electoral defeat,

Undoubtedly the electoral situation influenced her decision to
re-take the Falklands. But...

Post by R C Nesbit
she could have just sent in a gunboat and a few troops to
deter them, but and invasion and subsequent events were a
risk she took to save her political neck!

...the suggestion that she deliberately *provoked* an Argie
invasion is pretty ridiculous.

Never attribute to conspiracy what can be explained by stupidity!

b

Nemo

2013-04-16 20:24:56 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

Do you not remember that at the time she was heading for
electoral defeat,

Undoubtedly the electoral situation influenced her decision to
re-take the Falklands. But...

Post by R C Nesbit
she could have just sent in a gunboat and a few troops to
deter them, but and invasion and subsequent events were a
risk she took to save her political neck!

...the suggestion that she deliberately *provoked* an Argie
invasion is pretty ridiculous.
Never attribute to conspiracy what can be explained by stupidity!
b

Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Or am I the only one to notice that as well?

Bill Taylor

2013-04-18 06:24:00 UTC

Post by Nemo
Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
that the next day they would
"GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
in the most convincingly stentorian tones.

Wonderful stuff!

-- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill

Nemo

2013-04-19 22:27:27 UTC

Post by Nemo
Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
that the next day they would
"GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
in the most convincingly stentorian tones.
Wonderful stuff!
-- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill

I don't remember it.

I'll have to have a look on "EWE TUBE"!

Frederick Williams

2013-04-20 09:32:17 UTC

Post by Nemo
Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
that the next day they would
"GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
in the most convincingly stentorian tones.
Wonderful stuff!
-- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill

I don't remember it.
I'll have to have a look on "EWE TUBE"!

Ewe tube if you want to, the lady's not for tubing.

--
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by
this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift: Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting

Nemo

2013-04-21 15:57:23 UTC

Post by Frederick Williams

Post by Nemo
Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
that the next day they would
"GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
in the most convincingly stentorian tones.
Wonderful stuff!
-- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill

I don't remember it.
I'll have to have a look on "EWE TUBE"!

Ewe tube if you want to, the lady's not for tubing.

With her on it - it'd be SowTube!!!

Still - mustn't speak ill of the dead . . . . Oooh. I don't know though!

Nemo

2014-11-04 02:03:44 UTC

Post by Frederick Williams

Post by Nemo
Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
that the next day they would
"GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
in the most convincingly stentorian tones.
Wonderful stuff!
-- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill

I don't remember it.
I'll have to have a look on "EWE TUBE"!

Ewe tube if you want to, the lady's not for tubing.

I bet there was plenty of that stuck in er when she was on er death bed
with her spirit up there bullying Saint Peter!

Nemo

2015-05-15 04:01:21 UTC

Post by Frederick Williams

Post by Nemo
Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
that the next day they would
"GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
in the most convincingly stentorian tones.
Wonderful stuff!
-- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill

I don't remember it.
I'll have to have a look on "EWE TUBE"!

Ewe tube if you want to, the lady's not for tubing.

I bet there was plenty of that stuck in er when she was on er death bed
with her spirit up there bullying Saint Peter!

Until he got fed up and tricked her by pulling a particular lever, and
she found herself walking along a beeeyootifool country lane with trees
flowers and everything, and then just as she's thinking : /Oooh! This is
nice/, Hob jumps out in front of her and scares the 'Y' fronts off her!!!

Saint Peter had pulled the lever than sends people and Thatchers to hell
via the See Nick route!

The lady *is* for turning though . . . . stomachs! (Or was, at least.)

Oh dear, how sad, never mind!

How are the fighty maulen?!

AlfaMS

2013-04-20 19:23:42 UTC

Nemo - if you want to be read here @funnytown (at least by me...):
Please stop the cross-posting to other groups. You may be familiar with
those people - I am not.
If you want to exchange your more or less funny thoughts (and repeats
from the past) please do so in the appropriate groups. Pretty please.

AlfaMS

2013-04-21 15:27:44 UTC

Mudge

2013-04-21 17:34:50 UTC

On 2013-04-21 09:27:44 -0600, AlfaMS said:
Wot's that J ?

--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in Calgary)
Remove noxious CO2 - plant many trees

AlfaMS

2013-04-21 17:46:45 UTC

Post by Mudge
Wot's that J ?

The same message as the one before but without the words.
;)

Mudge

2013-04-21 18:58:09 UTC

Post by AlfaMS

Post by Mudge
Wot's that J ?

The same message as the one before but without the words.
;)

Gotcha !

--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in Calgary)
Eat Cow, Drill Oil, Rope Calves, Live Free

Nemo

2013-04-15 22:33:06 UTC

Post by Bill Taylor
I tend to agree with most of your anti-Snatcher remarks, but...

Post by Nemo
Deadee Thuggee Thatcher

I don't get this. Is it a pun of some sort?

Post by Nemo
These are my views now after all the selective memory and gross
hypocrisy that her death has provoked.

Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!
-- El presidente Fred!

And for murdering 600 sailors on a battleship sailing *away* from the
Falklands "because it might have turned around"!

And teh sub's log book was found to be missing when it returned! All
together now . . . Oh what a surprise!!

Like I said - nobody seems to be able to remember the bad bits. I hope
Saint Peter and the Archangel Michael remember them.

Nemo (Still alive!)

Michael N. LeVine

2013-04-15 12:27:41 UTC

Still trying to justify your way of life...

No need - because . . .
Nemo. (Still alive!)

Your just fighting to stay that way?

It's "you're"! - and no. I wouldn't call taking a few tablets fighting.
They work and that's that, which is more than I have to do these days.
:oPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

No body light a match .....

That was on oral raspberry, not a full-blown raspberry tart!

But it still stink, from tart to finish.

Are you trying to flan the flames?

Are they cremating her then?? I wooden toff thought so. The air
pollution and terrible sulphurous smell would kill most of London! They
should put her on a powerful catafalque and shoot her out into space!!
No. No. I take that back. All the other planets would shoot off to other
galaxies somewhere to avoid such a vile cargo and that would cause
gravitational effects that could destroy the Earth!
Good news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22145306
And they're putting the fucking cow on a par with Churchill now by
having the Queen attend! That really is disgusting!
Churchill (with help from the yEncs of course - credit where it's due)
ended a war where Hitler was bombing our industry to bits, and then she
came along and closed the rest by having police behaving like Nazi thugs
beating up workers - men women *and children* - and by bankrupting the
whole bloody country. Am I the only one who remembers this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-22125280
That's what happens when a PM is also a Templar!
And it's just been confirmed on the News that one of the corrupt
businessmen who went to gaol after the Guinness Scandal years ago has
been invited to the fucking cow's funeral!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_share-trading_fraud
After that, I still wouldn't condone the funeral being disrupted, but I
wouldn't be too upset if it were either!
It'll get worse before Wednesday - you watch!
And, miracle of miracles - there's actually a discussion on LBC at the
moment that *isn't* about Deadee Thuggee Thatcher at last! HOORAYYYY!
Nope. I was wrong. The stupid git is accepting calls about her again.
These are my views now after all the selective memory and gross
hypocrisy that her death has provoked.
The disgust I feel at the huge steaming fly-covered stinking pile of
hubris that has appeared since her death based on everything from
selective memory to downright lies, probably combined with 'D' Notices
being issued banning mantion of her more savage policies is beyond
belief - so do what yer like.
[Whining tone . .] "Heeeeee attacked myyyy politics!!!!!!" Sod it.
That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!

A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...

--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Nemo

2013-04-17 11:15:27 UTC